Q: Two silk worms are in a race. Who won?
A: Neither! They both ended up in a TIE!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because, once he started, he couldn't go BAWK!
Q: Vatican announced that swiss cheese is it's official cheese. Why?
A: Because it was HOLY!
Top 10 DON'TS for Parents
- Do NOT make bonding plans without your kid. You want to make sure your kid wants to do the activity or they won't enjoy bonding with you!
- Don't try really hard to be cool! Chances are, they won't think you're cool. It has most likely been a while since you were a kid if you have to try to get them to think you're cool, so the "cool" things may have changed.
- Never invade their privacy (they'll probably hate you for it!) If they're mad, let them cool off; they'll come out when they're ready. Also, don't try to find out their secrets! They're called "secrets" for a reason!
- Don't just assume what they'd like. You might accidentally input some of your opinion. Remember their age, personality, and favorites when making a decision.
- For the protection of others, don't spoil you're kids too much. Giving them whatever they want can turn them into "Verruca Salt-like" kids, teens, and adults.
- Don't always use the regular parenting skills. Think of creative ways to discipline them, get them to do chores, and make them mature. Make them fun for the kids though!
- Don't pressure your kids too much! They will get stressed and fail in school, behave badly, and they might have an emotional breakdown.
- Don't help when it's not needed. Most kids are independent, and they won't want to be around you.
- Don't always ignore bad behavior. Sometimes, they'll keep doing it until you do something about it.
- Don't just guess what happened in a situation, and, don't always believe witnesses. They might be taking someone's side. Also, if you didn't see it, one person will most likely lie.
