Wednesday, December 26, 2012

The "PUN"ch Line


Q: Two silk worms are in a race. Who won?

A: Neither! They both ended up in a TIE!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Because, once he started, he couldn't go BAWK!


Q: Vatican announced that swiss cheese is it's official cheese. Why?

A: Because it was HOLY!